1 00:01:06,931 --> 00:01:10,111 - She left at 1:26, sir. - Jolly nice of her. 2 00:01:10,131 --> 00:01:13,431 She's probably ordered the pilot to take her for a joy ride over Paris. 3 00:01:13,452 --> 00:01:16,173 - Will you wait much longer, sir? - We'll wait for a week if it suits her. 4 00:01:16,194 --> 00:01:18,932 Her grandfather practically owns this line. 5 00:01:18,933 --> 00:01:23,133 They'd sink the blooming boat to please his precious granddaughter. 6 00:01:26,635 --> 00:01:28,135 Here she is, sir. 7 00:01:34,137 --> 00:01:37,037 - Come on, she's here! - Hooray, come on! 8 00:01:51,341 --> 00:01:53,141 Miss Holt. 9 00:01:53,242 --> 00:01:54,939 Miss Holt, we've arrived. 10 00:01:56,940 --> 00:01:58,740 Mais le b�teau devait partir depuis minuit. 11 00:01:59,141 --> 00:02:03,340 The ship was due to sail at midnight. She's waited two hours already. 12 00:02:04,141 --> 00:02:06,342 The ship, Miss Holt, the ship. 13 00:02:18,945 --> 00:02:20,445 Merci. 14 00:02:20,546 --> 00:02:23,647 S'il vous pla�t. Attention. 15 00:02:31,349 --> 00:02:32,750 Pardon me, young man. 16 00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:34,751 Tsk-tsk-tsk. 17 00:02:37,951 --> 00:02:40,652 Mustn't be impatient, ma'am. That's Miss Ann Holt. 18 00:02:40,653 --> 00:02:43,053 Heiress to the biggest fortune in America. 19 00:02:43,354 --> 00:02:45,385 - How nice for her. - Oh, yes. 20 00:02:45,386 --> 00:02:48,448 - Everything is supposed to wait for her. - Uh-huh. 21 00:02:48,507 --> 00:02:50,788 Good morning, Grandmother! 22 00:02:53,389 --> 00:02:56,290 Young man, you're perfectly right. 23 00:02:56,291 --> 00:02:59,091 What she needs is a good walloping. 24 00:03:05,952 --> 00:03:07,994 - Where have you been? - What's the big idea? 25 00:03:08,015 --> 00:03:09,995 - Well, it's about time. - Who do you think you are, anyway? 26 00:03:10,016 --> 00:03:12,103 How nice of you all to be so glad to see me. 27 00:03:12,124 --> 00:03:13,504 How are you, sweet? 28 00:03:14,218 --> 00:03:16,633 - Hello, dear! - Hello, Ann, how are you? 29 00:03:16,634 --> 00:03:18,535 You heard me, where have you been? 30 00:03:18,553 --> 00:03:20,854 Dear old darling, did we have a time? 31 00:03:20,855 --> 00:03:24,154 - Everyone was there, you missed it. - And you missed the boat train. 32 00:03:24,175 --> 00:03:26,655 - Hm-hmm. - Look at yourself! 33 00:03:26,686 --> 00:03:29,357 And your feet, they're soaking. 34 00:03:29,388 --> 00:03:31,058 Can I help it if I slipped? 35 00:03:31,089 --> 00:03:33,299 And very wet water in these parts too. 36 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:35,157 You come and get right out of those clothes. 37 00:03:35,258 --> 00:03:37,758 Do you think by any chance I won't get double pneumonia? 38 00:03:37,789 --> 00:03:39,758 The only thing that'll save you is a hot rum. 39 00:03:39,789 --> 00:03:41,559 - You're right. - No, you don't! 40 00:03:41,580 --> 00:03:43,740 You're going to get into a steaming bath this minute! 41 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:46,299 But don't you see, I just had a cold one, ducky. 42 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:48,200 Don't you ducky me. 43 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:56,603 Scatterbrains! Stewardess. 44 00:03:56,654 --> 00:03:57,761 Yes, Mrs. Holt? 45 00:03:57,762 --> 00:04:00,961 I want some kind of a tub for a foot bath and a large can of mustard. 46 00:04:00,982 --> 00:04:03,063 Yes, mum. English or French mustard? 47 00:04:03,064 --> 00:04:05,864 It's immaterial to me what language it speaks! 48 00:04:13,567 --> 00:04:15,634 What excellent service, just what I wanted. 49 00:04:15,655 --> 00:04:18,236 But Miss Holt, this drink is for the gentleman over there. 50 00:04:18,337 --> 00:04:21,037 Mustn't keep the young lady waiting. 51 00:04:23,038 --> 00:04:24,939 Let that be a lesson to you, Crawford. 52 00:04:25,740 --> 00:04:27,440 Put that down! 53 00:04:27,465 --> 00:04:29,367 Such is my intention, dearie. 54 00:04:30,968 --> 00:04:33,368 Do you want me to carry you to your cabin? 55 00:04:33,389 --> 00:04:36,168 - You're not man enough, darling. - Oh, I'm not, huh? 56 00:04:36,191 --> 00:04:37,868 No, Granny, no, no, no... 57 00:04:41,970 --> 00:04:44,870 - Where to, ma'am? - I'll show you. 58 00:04:45,572 --> 00:04:47,872 Pardon me, these might scratch you. 59 00:04:47,963 --> 00:04:50,073 This way, young man. 60 00:04:56,876 --> 00:04:59,572 Do you charge by the mile or is it a flat rate? 61 00:05:04,374 --> 00:05:08,174 Do you mean to say you were a physical wreck before you used Peptona? 62 00:05:12,075 --> 00:05:13,576 We're off! 63 00:05:22,978 --> 00:05:24,977 That's fine. Now get some towels. 64 00:05:29,879 --> 00:05:33,178 That was charming. Next time, driver, we'll go through the park. 65 00:05:34,479 --> 00:05:36,479 - Radio? - No, thanks. 66 00:05:36,530 --> 00:05:38,380 I'll just wait and see it in the newsreel. 67 00:05:38,681 --> 00:05:42,482 Young man, any time I can do you a favor... 68 00:05:42,503 --> 00:05:44,660 - Not at all, it was a pleasure. - Oh, sir... 69 00:05:44,661 --> 00:05:46,462 To help you out, Mrs. Holt. 70 00:05:46,973 --> 00:05:48,881 - Good morning. - Good morning. 71 00:05:48,912 --> 00:05:50,082 Goodbye. 72 00:05:52,284 --> 00:05:54,284 Pick me up again sometime. 73 00:05:54,985 --> 00:05:57,182 Now take off that dress! 74 00:05:57,587 --> 00:05:59,087 But he's gone! 75 00:05:59,188 --> 00:06:00,488 Oh! 76 00:06:01,089 --> 00:06:02,489 Hurry up! 77 00:06:04,191 --> 00:06:07,891 - You had me worried to death. - I told you I'd make the ship. 78 00:06:07,942 --> 00:06:11,393 Yes, but when? You're darned lucky they waited for you. 79 00:06:22,987 --> 00:06:25,188 Come on, get in this chair! 80 00:06:25,239 --> 00:06:26,888 Stop bullying me! 81 00:06:26,889 --> 00:06:30,389 Landing on this boat like a three-ring circus. 82 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:33,189 Ouch! Sadist! 83 00:06:33,190 --> 00:06:35,189 You never could drink anyway. 84 00:06:35,690 --> 00:06:39,591 I'm the only one in the whole family who knows how to handle liquor. 85 00:06:45,593 --> 00:06:49,692 Wiggle your fingers around in the water and stir up this mustard. 86 00:06:51,193 --> 00:06:53,794 I wonder who he is. 87 00:06:55,495 --> 00:06:59,994 As fine and upstanding a young fellow as I've seen in many a day. 88 00:07:00,025 --> 00:07:01,545 Amen, sister! 89 00:07:01,566 --> 00:07:03,827 And you won't get anywhere with him either. 90 00:07:03,848 --> 00:07:04,848 Why, darling? 91 00:07:04,869 --> 00:07:08,449 Because he thinks you're just a spoiled brat. 92 00:07:11,051 --> 00:07:14,651 In spite of which, I wonder. 93 00:07:21,754 --> 00:07:23,454 Sorry, Miss Holt. 94 00:07:23,455 --> 00:07:26,999 - What did the purser say? - He says his name is A. Gage. 95 00:07:27,020 --> 00:07:28,899 But he can't sit him at your table... 96 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:32,001 ...because he wants all his meals sent up to his state room. 97 00:07:33,702 --> 00:07:37,601 You go find this here A. Gage and tell him I need a fourth hand at bridge. 98 00:07:37,752 --> 00:07:39,202 Righto! 99 00:07:39,303 --> 00:07:40,603 Success to you! 100 00:07:40,624 --> 00:07:42,402 - Ann! - Oh, Anne! 101 00:07:42,423 --> 00:07:43,553 Coming. 102 00:07:46,354 --> 00:07:50,655 Maybe. 103 00:07:50,856 --> 00:07:52,583 How are we doing? 104 00:07:52,584 --> 00:07:54,654 Come here and let me gouge out your eyes. 105 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:57,704 - Always ready to oblige a friend. - You're done for, dear. 106 00:07:57,725 --> 00:08:01,205 - Doubled and vulnerable. - Take a look at that score, palsy. 107 00:08:03,506 --> 00:08:05,856 That's thirty-six hundred more you owe me. 108 00:08:05,878 --> 00:08:09,106 Chisler. As soon as we land, I'll get my allowance. 109 00:08:09,207 --> 00:08:11,107 So sorry, darling, 110 00:08:11,128 --> 00:08:13,687 but double-entry bookkeeping has always baffled me. 111 00:08:13,688 --> 00:08:16,189 Darling, I wouldn't tax your brain for anything. 112 00:08:16,190 --> 00:08:18,908 Choose yourself a bauble, they're all worth hocking. 113 00:08:19,609 --> 00:08:22,909 Hmm... I'll take this one. 114 00:08:22,930 --> 00:08:25,410 That one, Rita, my fine woman, is the only one you can't have. 115 00:08:25,431 --> 00:08:26,610 Bill gave me that. 116 00:08:26,811 --> 00:08:30,110 - Who's Bill? The prince? - Ha! 117 00:08:30,162 --> 00:08:33,711 Bill is my father, and a man, my friend, a man! 118 00:08:33,742 --> 00:08:36,911 - Hm, sounds as if you like him. - Right, he's my pal. 119 00:08:36,912 --> 00:08:40,313 - And being his mother, I might add... - Sold, sold! 120 00:08:41,344 --> 00:08:44,595 After which demonstration of fine family feeling, 121 00:08:44,596 --> 00:08:46,296 take your pick, little one. 122 00:08:47,297 --> 00:08:49,798 - Can I have the pearls? - Pearls it is. 123 00:08:52,599 --> 00:08:54,495 - Never mind, Nina, I'll go. - Bien, madame. 124 00:08:54,541 --> 00:08:58,515 You can hold this securely, but notice I cast them before you. 125 00:08:58,546 --> 00:09:00,417 She's calling you a swine, Rita. 126 00:09:00,438 --> 00:09:02,818 Some of my best friends are swine. 127 00:09:07,620 --> 00:09:11,221 - Now, Hodges! - I did the best I could, miss. 128 00:09:11,822 --> 00:09:14,118 - Where is he? - In the gymnasium. 129 00:09:29,522 --> 00:09:31,322 Ahoy! 130 00:09:32,623 --> 00:09:35,424 So this is how you keep in condition to carry women. 131 00:09:43,426 --> 00:09:45,327 Haughty, I calls it. 132 00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:17,734 Very pretty. 133 00:10:25,031 --> 00:10:27,231 - Hello, A. Gage. - Hello. 134 00:10:27,832 --> 00:10:30,633 - What does the A stand for? - Anthony. 135 00:10:30,734 --> 00:10:33,432 Oh... And the Gage is some sort of plum? 136 00:10:33,463 --> 00:10:35,733 A gauge is a standard of measurement. 137 00:10:35,734 --> 00:10:37,933 A measurement of quality. 138 00:10:39,134 --> 00:10:42,835 - A. Holt. A stands for Ann. - Yes, I knew that. 139 00:10:42,836 --> 00:10:45,037 - Oh, you've been reading the papers. - Yes. 140 00:10:45,138 --> 00:10:48,938 Congratulations on your engagement to Prince Carlos. 141 00:10:50,039 --> 00:10:53,540 Thanks... and very pleasant it was too. 142 00:10:53,591 --> 00:10:55,036 Oh, I'm sure of that. 143 00:10:55,077 --> 00:10:58,937 - You sound kind of resentful. - Oh, no, not at all. 144 00:10:59,036 --> 00:11:02,138 Quite normal for a rich gal to buy herself a title. 145 00:11:02,239 --> 00:11:05,038 Say, what do you know about my engagement? 146 00:11:05,059 --> 00:11:08,339 I happen to work for the law firm that handles your grandfather's interests. 147 00:11:08,340 --> 00:11:11,340 This alliance is setting him back plenty. 148 00:11:11,341 --> 00:11:13,542 You sound a little bit like him, "dour". 149 00:11:13,583 --> 00:11:16,543 - Hm? - "Dour" is Scotch for sour. 150 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:18,645 Do you speak Scotch? 151 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:22,346 In my little circle gentlemen usually answer ladies. 152 00:11:22,387 --> 00:11:24,548 I know all about your little circle. 153 00:11:25,949 --> 00:11:29,150 This man shows every sign of having a terrible crush on me. 154 00:11:29,241 --> 00:11:31,951 He's not letting himself in for anything so umpleasant. 155 00:11:31,952 --> 00:11:35,244 Unpleasant? You have no idea how nice I can be. 156 00:11:36,045 --> 00:11:40,044 I've also no idea of being a little episode to brighten up the voyage for you. 157 00:11:41,646 --> 00:11:44,146 I'm way ahead of you. 158 00:11:48,048 --> 00:11:50,448 So you are. We'll soon fix that. 159 00:11:54,050 --> 00:11:57,051 - My horse always wins! - I wouldn't say always. 160 00:12:06,753 --> 00:12:08,154 You big brute! 161 00:12:09,555 --> 00:12:12,055 But you haven't beaten me in the important thing yet. 162 00:12:12,086 --> 00:12:14,457 - Let me help you. - Oh, go away! 163 00:12:14,478 --> 00:12:16,158 Don't you strike me. 164 00:12:20,460 --> 00:12:22,460 So you don't find me attractive. 165 00:12:22,481 --> 00:12:25,933 Oh, yes, you're a very desirable creature. 166 00:12:25,952 --> 00:12:27,794 And very potent. 167 00:12:28,195 --> 00:12:31,756 But you're too used to snapping your fingers and having everyone toe the mark. 168 00:12:31,797 --> 00:12:34,854 - Most men love it. - I must be exceptional. 169 00:12:35,053 --> 00:12:37,356 That's what intrigues me. 170 00:12:40,757 --> 00:12:43,256 Hey, you really are trying to start something, aren't you? 171 00:12:43,277 --> 00:12:44,277 Hm-hmm. 172 00:12:44,278 --> 00:12:46,779 - My dear Miss Holt... - I hate to be formal! 173 00:12:46,780 --> 00:12:48,780 - You're utterly charming. - Ahhh! 174 00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:51,481 - But you've been badly brought up. - Spoiled. 175 00:12:51,512 --> 00:12:54,383 All your worst qualities have been thoroughly developed... 176 00:12:54,414 --> 00:12:55,858 ...and your good ones left to rot. 177 00:12:55,939 --> 00:12:57,960 I like you too. 178 00:12:57,991 --> 00:13:00,361 You're clever and attractive, but you've got nothing to back it up. 179 00:13:00,392 --> 00:13:02,039 No standard. 180 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:04,541 In other words, I need "A. Gage". 181 00:13:04,559 --> 00:13:06,642 No, you're impossible. 182 00:13:16,145 --> 00:13:18,145 Well I'll be a... 183 00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:21,147 Hey... wait! 184 00:13:21,248 --> 00:13:22,448 Waiting! 185 00:13:35,151 --> 00:13:37,352 186 00:13:37,453 --> 00:13:39,353 187 00:13:39,454 --> 00:13:43,955 188 00:13:44,006 --> 00:13:46,067 189 00:13:46,068 --> 00:13:48,369 190 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,170 191 00:13:50,261 --> 00:13:52,471 - I'll take that bet. - You're on. 192 00:13:52,472 --> 00:13:54,173 Is this a zipper? 193 00:13:54,174 --> 00:13:55,769 Four all for our side. 194 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:59,171 Now, don't pay me yet. I'll give you a chance to win a bet. 195 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:02,270 I bet you can't say "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers." 196 00:14:02,292 --> 00:14:03,770 I'll bet I can. 197 00:14:03,972 --> 00:14:05,772 Peter Piper plicked a pleck... 198 00:14:06,873 --> 00:14:08,071 No, wait a minute. 199 00:14:08,072 --> 00:14:09,572 Pleter Pliter plicked... 200 00:14:11,273 --> 00:14:13,973 You owe me a hundred now, come on. 201 00:14:14,064 --> 00:14:15,973 Oh, it's a racket. 202 00:14:18,174 --> 00:14:19,873 Where are you going, Ann? 203 00:14:19,874 --> 00:14:22,075 Big Gage hunting. 204 00:14:48,281 --> 00:14:51,779 Well, as I live and breathe, if it isn't A. Gage. 205 00:14:51,780 --> 00:14:53,880 I've looked all over this boat for you. 206 00:14:54,481 --> 00:14:58,381 I always say, isn't it a small world? That what I always say. 207 00:14:59,082 --> 00:15:01,083 Too small sometimes. 208 00:15:07,185 --> 00:15:10,586 If I'm not too inquisitive, might I ask for the pleasure of this dance? 209 00:15:10,607 --> 00:15:14,187 - It's too hot in there. - It's mighty cool out here, Colonel. 210 00:15:16,789 --> 00:15:19,389 Well, if you don't mind, I'll do the leading. 211 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:27,692 You know, I have a queer feeling you and I have danced like this before. 212 00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:29,993 All alone on the deck of a ship. 213 00:15:30,084 --> 00:15:34,395 We have. We did, years ago on our honeymoon. 214 00:15:34,446 --> 00:15:37,087 - Our what? - Our honeymoon. 215 00:15:38,119 --> 00:15:42,089 Oh yes, of course. My wretched memory for faces. 216 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:44,391 Well, you see, it was such a brief honeymoon. 217 00:15:44,442 --> 00:15:46,892 Marriage took place too soon after our meeting. 218 00:15:46,943 --> 00:15:49,694 Would you mind refreshing my memory as to where we met? 219 00:15:49,725 --> 00:15:52,595 - On your grandfather's desk. - Desk? 220 00:15:52,596 --> 00:15:54,196 Where I first saw your picture. 221 00:15:54,297 --> 00:15:55,498 Oh! 222 00:15:57,399 --> 00:15:59,399 And so we were married. 223 00:16:00,601 --> 00:16:03,792 - Were we awfully happy? - Well, at first yes. 224 00:16:03,902 --> 00:16:06,163 But when you started flaunting those big income checks... 225 00:16:06,184 --> 00:16:08,364 from your grandfather in my face... 226 00:16:09,465 --> 00:16:11,566 You've got it all figured out, haven't you? 227 00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:14,093 - Oh, yes. - You're funny. 228 00:16:14,294 --> 00:16:15,694 Thank you. 229 00:16:16,195 --> 00:16:19,196 Well, go on. Was I mean with my money? 230 00:16:19,227 --> 00:16:21,997 No. As a matter of fact, you showered me with gifts. 231 00:16:21,998 --> 00:16:25,099 With platinum suspenders, and knickknacks and things, huh? 232 00:16:25,230 --> 00:16:28,301 Yes. And a new punching bag... 233 00:16:28,372 --> 00:16:30,002 ...when I liked my old one. 234 00:16:30,003 --> 00:16:32,703 You know, those are the things that wear a man down. 235 00:16:32,734 --> 00:16:35,005 And so we parted. 236 00:16:35,206 --> 00:16:36,706 It had to come. 237 00:16:40,508 --> 00:16:44,098 - Aren't we going to finish this dance? - Well, someday, maybe. 238 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,700 In other words, you threw me over for an old punching bag. 239 00:16:50,002 --> 00:16:52,202 And there's no chance for reconciliation? 240 00:16:52,273 --> 00:16:53,903 Impossible. 241 00:16:54,504 --> 00:16:57,105 The last time you said impossible you kissed me. 242 00:16:58,106 --> 00:17:00,706 Well, I assure you it won't happen again. 243 00:17:00,707 --> 00:17:02,308 Young man! 244 00:17:02,709 --> 00:17:04,803 How much have you had to drink today? 245 00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:09,104 - Oh, fifty or sixty highballs. - Good, I thought maybe you'd been drinking. 246 00:17:09,805 --> 00:17:12,006 - How'd you like to make a little pin money. - Sounds interesting. 247 00:17:12,007 --> 00:17:17,107 I'll bet you $10 you can't say "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers." 248 00:17:18,009 --> 00:17:21,609 - Just ten dollars? - I'll make it more if you want to. 249 00:17:21,810 --> 00:17:24,307 Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. 250 00:17:24,348 --> 00:17:28,207 - Pertly pecking pretty pippins... - Stop! Don't waste it! 251 00:17:28,259 --> 00:17:32,108 You and I have a floating gold mine on this ship. Come on! 252 00:17:35,610 --> 00:17:39,210 You know, I like that man. Mind if I take a shot at him tomorrow? 253 00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:41,512 If you don't mind my taking a shot at you. 254 00:17:42,313 --> 00:17:44,590 What about your engagement to the prince? 255 00:17:44,591 --> 00:17:46,891 That was all B.G. 256 00:17:46,909 --> 00:17:50,290 Before Gage. It was grandfather's idea anyway. 257 00:17:50,291 --> 00:17:52,690 This is going to complicate matters, isn't it? 258 00:17:52,691 --> 00:17:56,606 Don't count on it, ducky. I generally get what I want. 259 00:18:24,197 --> 00:18:27,396 They play too many waltzes. I like to rumba. 260 00:18:28,596 --> 00:18:30,796 - Oh, Captain! - Yes, Mrs. Holtz. 261 00:18:30,817 --> 00:18:33,873 - Got a new one for you. - What will it cost me this time? 262 00:18:33,892 --> 00:18:35,542 I'll give you five dollars if you say it. 263 00:18:35,563 --> 00:18:37,942 I hope you win, skipper, just to break her. 264 00:18:39,343 --> 00:18:41,842 - Is it as difficult as the one yesterday? - Worse. 265 00:18:42,089 --> 00:18:45,688 Now listen. This is better than rubber buggy bumpers. 266 00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:47,288 Uh... again. 267 00:18:47,389 --> 00:18:50,188 This is better than rubber buggy bumpers. 268 00:18:50,758 --> 00:18:52,788 This is better than ruggy buggy... 269 00:18:54,288 --> 00:18:56,887 This is better than rubber bubby gumpers... 270 00:18:57,988 --> 00:18:59,587 I give up, I give up. 271 00:19:00,088 --> 00:19:02,387 - You stayed up too late last night. - How did you know? 272 00:19:02,428 --> 00:19:05,487 - Well, I was around myself. - I thought so. 273 00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:33,378 Hello. 274 00:19:34,070 --> 00:19:36,378 Do you realize you haven't been near me in days? 275 00:19:37,079 --> 00:19:38,778 Yes, I realize that. 276 00:19:40,878 --> 00:19:42,578 I'm in love. 277 00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:45,666 I assumed that when you agreed to marry the prince. 278 00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:49,266 I'm in love with you. 279 00:19:50,967 --> 00:19:53,466 Why don't you stop playing for once in your life? 280 00:19:53,497 --> 00:19:55,266 I'm not playing, I mean it. 281 00:19:56,766 --> 00:19:59,865 Tony, tomorrow we land. We may never see each other again. 282 00:19:59,906 --> 00:20:01,866 That might be better for both of us. 283 00:20:02,266 --> 00:20:04,366 Why are you so mean to me? 284 00:20:04,397 --> 00:20:07,466 Perhaps it's my instinct for self-preservation. 285 00:20:08,566 --> 00:20:11,365 This is the first time I've ever felt this way about anybody. 286 00:20:11,566 --> 00:20:14,265 Oh, Tony, can't you believe me? 287 00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:19,264 I'd like to, but I don't. 288 00:20:23,164 --> 00:20:25,263 Why don't you go and dance? 289 00:20:34,861 --> 00:20:38,959 - We've got to get some of our money back. - Hey, Ann. Here's one for you. 290 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:42,059 I'll bet you ten bucks you can't say "This is better than rubber buggy bumpers". 291 00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:48,658 What's the matter with you? 292 00:20:52,257 --> 00:20:53,842 Why, you're crying. 293 00:21:09,737 --> 00:21:12,036 Waiter. You boys figure it out. 294 00:21:12,067 --> 00:21:14,736 I'd at least like to be at the house when Ann gets there. 295 00:21:15,737 --> 00:21:17,036 Check, please. 296 00:21:17,137 --> 00:21:19,472 - But Bill, this is serious. - I know it's serious, 297 00:21:19,493 --> 00:21:22,172 but I haven't seen my daughter for a year. 298 00:21:22,193 --> 00:21:27,272 Why get excited? The Puritan Bank can't be in a jam as long as Bill is president. 299 00:21:27,293 --> 00:21:29,072 Thanks for the boost. 300 00:21:29,093 --> 00:21:30,828 He means Jerome Cedric. 301 00:21:30,849 --> 00:21:33,228 What's my father-in-law got to do with it? 302 00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:35,227 He'll help us out because of you. 303 00:21:35,248 --> 00:21:37,527 Tell him the desperate condition we're in. 304 00:21:37,548 --> 00:21:40,627 That we need this money or the bank will close its doors. 305 00:21:40,658 --> 00:21:44,127 - He'll come through, I'm sure he will. - Oh, will he? 306 00:21:44,128 --> 00:21:46,327 He's been pretty lavish with your daughter. 307 00:21:46,328 --> 00:21:48,727 What he sees fit to do for Ann is his business. 308 00:21:48,728 --> 00:21:52,626 I'd see myself dead before I'd take a penny of his money. 309 00:21:52,647 --> 00:21:55,127 Well, we've got to get it somewhere. 310 00:21:55,128 --> 00:21:56,927 Well, I'll be at the bank later. 311 00:21:58,727 --> 00:22:00,817 I'll do anything you fellows advise. 312 00:22:00,838 --> 00:22:03,517 But I will not go to my father-in-law. 313 00:22:19,113 --> 00:22:20,512 Bill! 314 00:22:22,013 --> 00:22:23,412 - Darling! Darling! - Ann, my darling! 315 00:22:23,433 --> 00:22:27,552 - Oh, my sweet! - I'll swear you're prettier than ever. 316 00:22:27,573 --> 00:22:29,407 How did I ever let you get away from me? 317 00:22:30,728 --> 00:22:34,506 Of course I'm only his mother, but I've come back from Europe too. 318 00:22:34,597 --> 00:22:37,404 My old sweetheart! 319 00:22:38,205 --> 00:22:41,904 - How are you feeling, kid? - Marvelous, till you've fractured my rib! 320 00:22:45,103 --> 00:22:48,002 - You look marvelous, Miss Holt. - Thank you, Annie, it's nice to be home. 321 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,999 - Kept everything nice and clean? - Yes, madam, I've tried to. 322 00:22:54,199 --> 00:22:58,697 Oh, pretty swell to have my two gal friends back home. 323 00:22:58,718 --> 00:22:59,996 Swell for the gal friends. 324 00:22:59,997 --> 00:23:02,496 As if he'd been true to us while we were away. 325 00:23:03,197 --> 00:23:05,294 Cheerie little mausoleum, isn't it? 326 00:23:05,295 --> 00:23:08,394 Fine example of Cedric taste. 327 00:23:08,395 --> 00:23:10,992 It was pretty ghastly with you away so long. 328 00:23:11,013 --> 00:23:13,271 Well, I'm home now, darling, and I'll never leave you again. 329 00:23:13,272 --> 00:23:16,471 Will you two stop blocking traffic, step on it! 330 00:23:16,672 --> 00:23:18,771 It's worse than a couple of old ladies. 331 00:23:22,271 --> 00:23:24,387 You dog, why didn't you meet me at the boat? 332 00:23:24,388 --> 00:23:26,687 I was having lunch with a new Follies queen. 333 00:23:26,688 --> 00:23:28,888 Liar! You'd never stand me up for another woman. 334 00:23:30,588 --> 00:23:33,487 - Bill, how sweet! - Model of my little monoplane. 335 00:23:33,488 --> 00:23:36,283 I sort of went in for flying to deaden the monotony. 336 00:23:36,324 --> 00:23:38,783 You that owns your own plane. 337 00:23:39,983 --> 00:23:42,183 - Come aboard? - Aye aye, captain. 338 00:23:44,983 --> 00:23:47,679 - I missed you like the devil. - I missed you too. 339 00:23:47,710 --> 00:23:49,679 Wait till you see what I brung you. 340 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,977 You brung me yourself, that's enough. 341 00:23:52,678 --> 00:23:55,577 - Still care for my Alexanders? - Do ducks quack? 342 00:23:57,777 --> 00:23:59,276 Good old Bill. 343 00:24:05,575 --> 00:24:08,971 Gosh, pie face, I don't know how I'm going to get along without you. 344 00:24:09,572 --> 00:24:11,471 Maybe you won't have to. 345 00:24:11,512 --> 00:24:14,571 - A great big maybe. - What do you mean? 346 00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:17,871 It'll be goodbye forever when you marry your prince. 347 00:24:17,892 --> 00:24:21,470 Will you join me in a moment's silence about the prince? 348 00:24:21,471 --> 00:24:23,571 A moment's silence it is. 349 00:24:27,470 --> 00:24:31,363 And that, ducky, finishes the entire conversation we'll have about him. 350 00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:34,962 Come clean, honey. What's up? 351 00:24:35,662 --> 00:24:38,961 Well, it's a long, sad story and rather difficult to tell. 352 00:24:41,961 --> 00:24:45,358 Lady, you can tell a bartender anything. 353 00:24:46,558 --> 00:24:50,257 Bartender, for the first time in my life I'm really in love. 354 00:24:50,258 --> 00:24:52,755 - You don't tell me. - Met him on the boat. 355 00:24:52,776 --> 00:24:53,855 Got it bad? 356 00:24:53,897 --> 00:24:57,253 Head over heals, daffy, delirious, dithery. 357 00:24:57,254 --> 00:25:00,952 - I even dream about him. - Lady, that is love. 358 00:25:01,003 --> 00:25:04,252 - What's his name? - Gage. Anthony Gage. 359 00:25:04,283 --> 00:25:06,400 He's connected with grandfather's attorneys. 360 00:25:06,401 --> 00:25:08,500 Why don't you have him up to dinner sometime? 361 00:25:08,531 --> 00:25:10,301 I'd sort of like to meet him. 362 00:25:10,322 --> 00:25:12,448 The gent will have none of me, bartender. 363 00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:14,647 He walked off the blinking boat without even making a date, 364 00:25:14,668 --> 00:25:16,148 say call up or anything. 365 00:25:16,249 --> 00:25:18,526 Sounds like a sissy to me. 366 00:25:18,546 --> 00:25:21,845 No, he likes me but he won't give in. He thinks I'm a spoiled brat. 367 00:25:21,876 --> 00:25:24,445 So you are, lady, so you are. 368 00:25:24,466 --> 00:25:25,465 Oh! 369 00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:29,942 Gosh, I'd like to see your grandfather's face when he hears about this. 370 00:25:30,242 --> 00:25:32,642 Oh, boy! 371 00:25:33,542 --> 00:25:36,139 Telephone, Mr. Holt. Mr. Burkhardt from the bank. 372 00:25:36,170 --> 00:25:39,239 Tell him I'm out. And tell him I told you so. 373 00:25:41,639 --> 00:25:45,238 Those fellows get hysterical down there when the least thing comes up. 374 00:25:46,239 --> 00:25:48,338 Bill, is anything worrying you? 375 00:25:48,409 --> 00:25:51,138 Certainly not. Why? 376 00:25:51,639 --> 00:25:54,338 Seems to me there's a lot more gray around those temples. 377 00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:56,532 Well, that's to add to my sex appeal, honey. 378 00:25:57,932 --> 00:26:00,032 You're sure it hasn't anything to do with the bank? 379 00:26:01,232 --> 00:26:04,529 Come on, darling, we always tell each other everything. 380 00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:08,927 Nothing to tell. Money's a little bit tight everywhere. 381 00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:11,727 The bank's all right. 382 00:26:12,728 --> 00:26:14,128 Here's to us. 383 00:26:16,028 --> 00:26:18,627 But mud in your grandfather's eye. 384 00:26:20,327 --> 00:26:22,027 Luck to you, Bill. 385 00:26:28,725 --> 00:26:31,219 Is that the only record in the house? 386 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:32,719 The only one I like. 387 00:26:32,918 --> 00:26:37,118 - Ann about ready? - She'll be here any minute. 388 00:26:39,718 --> 00:26:41,316 You didn't tell her, did you? 389 00:26:41,337 --> 00:26:43,815 You think I go around blabbering everything I know? 390 00:26:50,014 --> 00:26:52,013 Good, I'm starved. 391 00:26:52,714 --> 00:26:54,413 Appetite's returning, hm? 392 00:26:54,444 --> 00:26:58,313 Don't tell me your boyfriend Gage finally came to the phone. 393 00:26:58,344 --> 00:27:00,413 Uh-uh, still holds out. 394 00:27:00,614 --> 00:27:03,213 No matter what name I give. 395 00:27:03,244 --> 00:27:06,163 If I tried for two weeks to get a man on the phone... 396 00:27:06,184 --> 00:27:09,462 ...and he wouldn't talk, I'd begin to suspect he didn't like me. 397 00:27:09,463 --> 00:27:11,863 - I guess I'm a diehard. - Ehh! 398 00:27:13,763 --> 00:27:16,762 Say, is that the best dinner gown you have? 399 00:27:16,863 --> 00:27:18,162 What? 400 00:27:18,463 --> 00:27:20,722 Listen, ducky, you're getting a bit particular, aren't you, 401 00:27:20,743 --> 00:27:24,800 - ...for a quiet family dinner? - But I like my women dressed. 402 00:27:25,701 --> 00:27:27,200 I wonder. 403 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,400 Mr. Gage is downstairs, sir. 404 00:27:31,431 --> 00:27:33,997 - Gage? - Bring him right up. 405 00:27:35,097 --> 00:27:36,097 Bill... 406 00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:38,397 I'm going to give him a little case to handle. 407 00:27:38,398 --> 00:27:41,097 Oh, bartender, you're marvelous. 408 00:27:41,098 --> 00:27:45,097 - She's a beautiful thing. - I'm glad you like her, Mr. Gage. 409 00:27:45,118 --> 00:27:47,997 But I imagine she'd be pretty expensive to maintain. 410 00:27:47,998 --> 00:27:50,397 Yes, but I get a lot of fun out of them. 411 00:27:50,418 --> 00:27:53,277 - You're going to name her Ann III, eh? - Hm-hmm. 412 00:27:53,597 --> 00:27:55,697 Well, she looks like a winner to me. 413 00:27:55,698 --> 00:27:58,597 I'm counting on it to win the race Narragansett Race. 414 00:28:00,897 --> 00:28:04,186 Do you realize coffee's been waiting downstairs for one hour? 415 00:28:04,207 --> 00:28:07,385 - And so have I. - Sorry, Ann, I thought Granny was with you. 416 00:28:07,406 --> 00:28:09,286 You knew Gran had a bridge date at Rita's. 417 00:28:09,883 --> 00:28:14,082 I've just ordered fresh coffee, so if you boys will stop playing house. 418 00:28:14,083 --> 00:28:16,382 - Be with you in a minute. - On no, you don't! 419 00:28:17,583 --> 00:28:20,330 You two have been gabbing ever since we sat down at dinner. 420 00:28:20,351 --> 00:28:23,630 It's my turn. Come on, I'm sick of talking to myself. 421 00:28:26,230 --> 00:28:29,428 And this was Michael, the best dog I ever had. 422 00:28:29,449 --> 00:28:30,929 Swell-looking hound. 423 00:28:30,950 --> 00:28:33,129 Greatest hunting instinct I've ever known. 424 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:36,329 - Still got him. - No. Run over. 425 00:28:36,350 --> 00:28:37,673 A year ago. 426 00:28:38,674 --> 00:28:41,473 - Gee, that was tough. - Sure was. 427 00:28:41,514 --> 00:28:43,373 I loved that mutt. 428 00:28:44,874 --> 00:28:47,373 Ann, have you read any good books lately? 429 00:28:47,674 --> 00:28:50,373 Yes, Gran, I read a swell book. 430 00:28:50,524 --> 00:28:53,373 About a girl who kills her father. 431 00:28:55,673 --> 00:28:57,772 Say, come over and see these, they're great. 432 00:28:57,773 --> 00:29:00,772 No thanks, I was brought up on them. 433 00:29:03,272 --> 00:29:05,471 Look here, I've just got to show you this. 434 00:29:05,492 --> 00:29:07,143 Are you interested in turkeys? 435 00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:09,342 We used to raise on our farm up in Maine when I was a kid. 436 00:29:09,361 --> 00:29:11,861 You did? That's a coincidence. 437 00:29:11,882 --> 00:29:13,760 - I raised them up at Holtstown. - Holtstown? 438 00:29:13,761 --> 00:29:15,561 Yes, a small town upstate. 439 00:29:15,592 --> 00:29:17,761 Only place where I'm a happy man. 440 00:29:18,262 --> 00:29:21,261 I've got a nice little farm up there. I'd like to show it to you sometime. 441 00:29:21,282 --> 00:29:22,457 I'd like to see it. 442 00:29:22,498 --> 00:29:25,256 This gobbler took first at the Agricultural Show. 443 00:29:25,855 --> 00:29:30,855 - That's an American Bronze, isn't it? - Right! Say, you know turkeys! 444 00:29:32,556 --> 00:29:35,053 I wish somebody would talk turkey to me. 445 00:29:44,850 --> 00:29:47,749 That's not right. Move over. 446 00:29:47,748 --> 00:29:50,249 Ah, surrender. 447 00:29:50,250 --> 00:29:53,496 After that run, it goes into an augmented fifth. Here, like this. 448 00:29:53,545 --> 00:29:56,996 Is there anything he doesn't know? 449 00:29:58,026 --> 00:30:00,144 Say, why don't you two get married? 450 00:30:02,544 --> 00:30:05,543 I guess I'd better be going. It's after two. 451 00:30:05,564 --> 00:30:08,441 No, don't go. You stay here. 452 00:30:08,542 --> 00:30:10,541 I'm off to bed. 453 00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:19,037 - Good night, smudge. - Don't hurry yourself. 454 00:30:19,138 --> 00:30:21,637 - Oh, I didn't realize that... Oh, shut up! 455 00:30:22,338 --> 00:30:24,537 Good night. Nice to have met you, Gage. 456 00:30:24,558 --> 00:30:27,037 Thanks. Don't forget we're lunching together tomorrow. 457 00:30:27,038 --> 00:30:29,637 - Right. Good night, Ann. - Good night. 458 00:30:30,438 --> 00:30:31,937 Stupid. 459 00:30:32,538 --> 00:30:34,137 Good luck. 460 00:30:37,830 --> 00:30:39,536 He's a grand person. 461 00:30:39,537 --> 00:30:42,136 I'm glad you like your future father-in-law. 462 00:30:47,435 --> 00:30:49,535 - You're starting that again, are you? - Hm-hmm. 463 00:30:51,035 --> 00:30:53,434 There's only one reason why you shouldn't marry me. 464 00:30:53,465 --> 00:30:55,135 That's if you don't love me. 465 00:30:56,175 --> 00:30:59,034 Tell me that, Tony, and I'll drop my shameless pursuit. 466 00:31:00,835 --> 00:31:02,634 All right, I love you. 467 00:31:03,934 --> 00:31:06,633 But there are a dozen good reasons why I won't marry you. 468 00:31:06,664 --> 00:31:10,033 Why, sir, you're not suggesting anything else. 469 00:31:10,134 --> 00:31:12,433 Oh, good heavens! 470 00:31:13,334 --> 00:31:16,133 You can't meet every situation in life with a wisecrack. 471 00:31:17,733 --> 00:31:19,033 I don't want to love you. 472 00:31:19,034 --> 00:31:21,933 Our marriage would mean nothing but unhappiness for both of us. 473 00:31:21,954 --> 00:31:25,313 - Go on. - Don't you see, Ann, I haven't a cent. 474 00:31:25,314 --> 00:31:26,813 Money means nothing to me. 475 00:31:26,844 --> 00:31:30,413 You'd have to adjust yourself to my way of living or you'd try to change me. 476 00:31:30,414 --> 00:31:32,913 Either way, one of us would break the other's spirit. 477 00:31:34,213 --> 00:31:36,013 I'm listening. 478 00:31:39,513 --> 00:31:41,787 Don't you know if I thought there was the slightest chance... 479 00:31:41,806 --> 00:31:43,606 ...to make you happy, I'd go for it? 480 00:31:43,697 --> 00:31:48,604 I'm mad about you. But I am not going to lose what little sanity I've got left. 481 00:31:48,635 --> 00:31:51,804 - Yes, Tony. - I've got a rotten temper. 482 00:31:51,805 --> 00:31:54,502 I'd forget that you're a spoiled baby and get angry. 483 00:31:55,803 --> 00:31:58,802 You live in a world of toys and I'd bust every one of them. 484 00:32:02,001 --> 00:32:05,000 - Don't you see, Ann? - Those things don't matter. 485 00:32:05,798 --> 00:32:07,101 Why, 486 00:32:07,102 --> 00:32:10,000 I hardly make enough to keep you in orchids. 487 00:32:12,101 --> 00:32:14,200 Then there'll be no more orchids. 488 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,495 I love you, Tony. 489 00:32:21,797 --> 00:32:25,898 Not one cent, unless he comes to me himself! 490 00:32:25,919 --> 00:32:28,098 But Mr. Cedric, the situation is desperate. 491 00:32:28,119 --> 00:32:30,300 Humph! Of course it's desperate. 492 00:32:30,331 --> 00:32:32,070 He's caught, the fool! 493 00:32:32,071 --> 00:32:36,072 He never should have been president of any bank. 494 00:32:36,092 --> 00:32:38,602 I know how he's been bungling the whole job. 495 00:32:38,643 --> 00:32:42,004 Making loans on worthless collateral, and other idiocies. 496 00:32:42,035 --> 00:32:44,346 And he sends you to do the begging. 497 00:32:44,377 --> 00:32:46,604 He doesn't even know that I'm here. 498 00:32:46,655 --> 00:32:49,006 In fact, he was against approaching you. 499 00:32:49,077 --> 00:32:50,708 Oh, he was, eh? 500 00:32:50,749 --> 00:32:53,310 Too pig-headed to admit he's licked, eh? 501 00:32:53,461 --> 00:32:56,111 Well, until he does, 502 00:32:58,013 --> 00:32:59,914 Good day, Mr. Burkhardt. 503 00:33:00,845 --> 00:33:04,610 I should like to leave a statement of our assets in case you change your mind. 504 00:33:04,641 --> 00:33:06,911 Assets, what assets? You haven't got any! 505 00:33:06,912 --> 00:33:09,192 You people must have been out of your minds... 506 00:33:09,211 --> 00:33:12,094 ...to stand by and let him get the bank get in this condition. 507 00:33:12,112 --> 00:33:15,414 - It isn't worth a cent. - But the man is your own son-in-law. 508 00:33:15,435 --> 00:33:17,315 That's no asset to him either! 509 00:33:17,346 --> 00:33:19,517 Let him crawl for the money! 510 00:33:19,618 --> 00:33:21,716 Tell him that from me. 511 00:33:25,518 --> 00:33:27,218 Good day, Mr. Burkhardt. 512 00:33:37,223 --> 00:33:39,521 Oh, hello! 513 00:33:40,123 --> 00:33:42,123 Well, how do you do, Miss Ann? 514 00:33:42,154 --> 00:33:44,325 I hear you had a wonderful trip. 515 00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:47,227 Yes, perfectly. Grandfather all right? 516 00:33:47,428 --> 00:33:49,729 Oh, indeed yes. 517 00:33:49,730 --> 00:33:52,031 - He's holding his own remarkably. - Oh. 518 00:33:52,932 --> 00:33:55,827 Well, um... I'll be getting along. 519 00:34:00,529 --> 00:34:02,500 Your grandfather's expecting you, Miss Ann. 520 00:34:02,501 --> 00:34:04,730 - How are you, Holmes? - Oh, very well, thank you. 521 00:34:06,531 --> 00:34:08,832 - Hello, darling! - Ann, my dear! 522 00:34:10,533 --> 00:34:12,634 Oh, I'm glad to see you. 523 00:34:12,715 --> 00:34:14,236 Sit down here. 524 00:34:14,267 --> 00:34:17,314 You look marvelous. The Springs must have agreed with you. 525 00:34:17,333 --> 00:34:21,016 Oh, the Springs! I was anxious to get back to you. 526 00:34:21,046 --> 00:34:22,717 Now, tell me everything. 527 00:34:22,718 --> 00:34:26,037 Were you satisfied with all the... arrangements? 528 00:34:26,058 --> 00:34:29,389 They were grand, darling. But then, you've always spoiled me. 529 00:34:29,410 --> 00:34:31,790 Nothing's too good for my granddaughter. 530 00:34:31,991 --> 00:34:35,139 And the prince? Were you pleased with him? 531 00:34:35,741 --> 00:34:39,041 Oh, yes, the prince. He's charming. 532 00:34:39,143 --> 00:34:40,741 Grandfather... 533 00:34:40,942 --> 00:34:43,443 It'll be a royal match. 534 00:34:43,514 --> 00:34:45,545 On both sides, mind you. 535 00:34:46,646 --> 00:34:49,047 Grandfather, there's something I've got to tell you. 536 00:34:49,088 --> 00:34:51,349 Please don't be angry with me. 537 00:34:51,350 --> 00:34:53,550 But I can't marry Carlos. 538 00:34:55,652 --> 00:34:58,293 - Go on. - I know it's a great disappointment to you. 539 00:34:58,594 --> 00:35:00,995 But I've met someone I really love. 540 00:35:01,096 --> 00:35:02,548 Who is it? 541 00:35:02,639 --> 00:35:04,950 He's connected with your lawyers, Anthony Gage. 542 00:35:05,848 --> 00:35:07,652 A nobody. 543 00:35:07,653 --> 00:35:09,253 What does that matter, I love him. 544 00:35:09,294 --> 00:35:12,155 The arrangements for this marriage are made. 545 00:35:12,196 --> 00:35:15,452 It's utterly out of the question to alter my plans now. 546 00:35:15,473 --> 00:35:18,955 - What about my plans? - I won't permit it. 547 00:35:20,756 --> 00:35:22,757 Then I'll have to do without your permission. 548 00:35:24,758 --> 00:35:27,756 Oh, darling. I don't want to quarrel with you. 549 00:35:27,757 --> 00:35:29,858 You've always been so good to me. 550 00:35:30,859 --> 00:35:32,558 Ann, my dear. 551 00:35:32,599 --> 00:35:37,360 Ever since you were a child I've planned this future for you. 552 00:35:37,411 --> 00:35:42,162 It's been my life's ambition to see you where you belong. 553 00:35:42,193 --> 00:35:45,464 But Grandfather, I've never shared your mania for royalty. 554 00:35:45,465 --> 00:35:47,766 I've financed a revolution... 555 00:35:47,767 --> 00:35:49,864 ...to put Carlos on the throne. 556 00:35:49,895 --> 00:35:53,465 That doesn't mean a thing. All I want to do is be happy. 557 00:35:53,516 --> 00:35:55,866 I will not be disappointed twice. 558 00:35:55,927 --> 00:35:59,068 I arranged a regal match for your mother. 559 00:35:59,069 --> 00:36:02,820 And I let her get around me with her talk of happiness. 560 00:36:03,041 --> 00:36:05,122 And what did she do? 561 00:36:05,143 --> 00:36:09,024 - Married a fool, a failure. - Don't you say that about Bill. 562 00:36:09,045 --> 00:36:12,271 Now let's get this clear. If you marry that man, 563 00:36:12,292 --> 00:36:15,072 you won't get another cent of my money. 564 00:36:15,093 --> 00:36:17,974 That's what I came to tell you. I don't want any more of your money. 565 00:36:17,995 --> 00:36:20,476 And your father won't get any of it either. 566 00:36:20,977 --> 00:36:22,377 Bill? 567 00:36:22,378 --> 00:36:25,979 - What does he want your money for? - To keep him out of jail. 568 00:36:26,981 --> 00:36:28,776 Are you crazy? 569 00:36:28,797 --> 00:36:30,277 What are you talking about? 570 00:36:30,298 --> 00:36:35,179 As president of that bank he's responsible for every dollar deposited in it. 571 00:36:35,981 --> 00:36:38,980 His bungling has wrecked it and he has to answer for it. 572 00:36:39,002 --> 00:36:40,081 I don't believe it. 573 00:36:40,112 --> 00:36:41,882 Bill never did anything criminal in his life. 574 00:36:41,913 --> 00:36:43,384 Bunglers never do! 575 00:36:43,435 --> 00:36:45,386 Intentionally. 576 00:36:46,882 --> 00:36:49,863 Bill has plenty of friends. If he needs the money, he'll raise it somewhere. 577 00:36:49,882 --> 00:36:51,484 He can't raise a cent! 578 00:36:51,505 --> 00:36:54,284 The bank's condition doesn't warrant a loan. 579 00:36:54,305 --> 00:36:55,885 Everybody knows it's on the rocks. 580 00:36:55,906 --> 00:37:00,787 Burkhardt came to me just now begging for him and I'm the only one he can turn to. 581 00:37:12,791 --> 00:37:17,093 When shall I cable to the prince to come over for the wedding? 582 00:37:19,094 --> 00:37:21,093 Any time you like. 583 00:37:28,797 --> 00:37:31,097 - Who is it? - The laundry. 584 00:37:33,799 --> 00:37:36,598 - Ann! - Does Mr. Gage live here? 585 00:37:37,199 --> 00:37:39,100 Ann darling, come in. 586 00:37:43,202 --> 00:37:44,901 So this is your house. 587 00:37:45,302 --> 00:37:48,902 Well, of course it can't compare with the Holt marble halls. 588 00:37:48,903 --> 00:37:51,804 But you might as well see what you're letting yourself in for. 589 00:37:52,205 --> 00:37:53,896 It's charming. 590 00:37:56,998 --> 00:37:59,198 If I knew you were coming, I'd have baked a cake. 591 00:37:59,900 --> 00:38:01,700 I'd much rather have a kiss. 592 00:38:10,304 --> 00:38:12,805 - Tony... - What's the matter, dear? 593 00:38:14,807 --> 00:38:17,507 What's happened? You're all upset about something. 594 00:38:20,609 --> 00:38:22,113 I came to tell you... 595 00:38:22,134 --> 00:38:23,913 You came to tell me? 596 00:38:27,115 --> 00:38:29,216 I can't keep my date with you tonight. 597 00:38:29,817 --> 00:38:33,218 Whew! You had me scared for a minute. 598 00:38:33,219 --> 00:38:37,021 - I thought it was something serious. - I have to see my grandfather. 599 00:38:37,522 --> 00:38:40,619 Well, I suppose we can spare the old gent one evening. 600 00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:44,821 Considering we'll have all the rest of our lives together. 601 00:38:48,623 --> 00:38:50,624 - Cold? - No. 602 00:38:50,625 --> 00:38:52,676 No, I'm all right. 603 00:38:52,922 --> 00:38:54,887 Show me the rest of your house to me. 604 00:38:54,907 --> 00:38:57,724 My house? Our house, Mrs. Gage. 605 00:39:00,126 --> 00:39:02,227 On your left, madam, we have the bar. 606 00:39:04,228 --> 00:39:05,907 We've a bigger bar in my house. 607 00:39:05,926 --> 00:39:08,109 Well, you're just a poor little rich girl. 608 00:39:08,810 --> 00:39:11,211 On your right we have the library. 609 00:39:11,242 --> 00:39:13,412 Plenty of books for the long winter evenings. 610 00:39:13,428 --> 00:39:16,114 - Have you read any of them? - Oh, yes, I've read one of them. 611 00:39:16,115 --> 00:39:19,016 Let's see, where is that volume? 612 00:39:19,931 --> 00:39:21,418 Here it is. 613 00:39:23,020 --> 00:39:25,921 And this, this is the master bedroom. 614 00:39:25,933 --> 00:39:28,722 Of course it's the only one, but it's still the master bedroom. 615 00:39:29,524 --> 00:39:32,525 And here, we have a cedar-lined closet. 616 00:39:33,226 --> 00:39:35,837 And if you think you're going to use more than half of it, you're crazy. 617 00:39:36,738 --> 00:39:38,818 - So you're mean about closets. - Hm-hmm. 618 00:39:39,337 --> 00:39:40,619 Ahh... 619 00:39:40,620 --> 00:39:43,421 Oh, there's lost of things you'll have to get used to. 620 00:39:43,422 --> 00:39:45,623 I beat women who tidied their own drawers. 621 00:39:45,624 --> 00:39:47,625 I'm awfully good at mussing them up. 622 00:39:48,726 --> 00:39:52,727 The pipery. Heaven help anyone who disturbs my pipes. 623 00:39:52,728 --> 00:39:54,623 I suppose you knock them out on the rugs too. 624 00:39:54,624 --> 00:39:57,425 - Hm, good for them. - That's what Bill always says. 625 00:39:59,945 --> 00:40:02,845 - Anything else? - I'm a fiend about coffee. 626 00:40:02,866 --> 00:40:05,147 If it isn't strong, I throw things. 627 00:40:06,749 --> 00:40:09,550 Ann! Ann, darling, what is it? 628 00:40:10,351 --> 00:40:12,151 Oh, Tony. 629 00:40:17,854 --> 00:40:21,656 Hey, what's the matter, smudge? Got the jitters? 630 00:40:21,657 --> 00:40:24,953 Sorry. After all, Bill, four cups. 631 00:40:25,004 --> 00:40:27,755 That's right, criticize your old man. 632 00:40:27,806 --> 00:40:31,057 And I didn't make a single crack about the time you got in last night. 633 00:40:31,058 --> 00:40:33,755 Four o'clock. Is that decent? 634 00:40:33,955 --> 00:40:35,657 You shouldn't have been up. 635 00:40:36,458 --> 00:40:40,758 Oh, I heard you as I passed the study, up and down, up and down. 636 00:40:40,809 --> 00:40:43,159 What's the idea? Trying to wear a path in the rug? 637 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,959 Can't a man think in his own house? 638 00:40:49,061 --> 00:40:51,211 You shouldn't worry, darling, really. 639 00:40:51,262 --> 00:40:53,263 Who said I was worrying? 640 00:40:56,665 --> 00:40:58,563 Bill, I am. 641 00:40:59,465 --> 00:41:00,964 About what? 642 00:41:00,965 --> 00:41:04,466 Myself. I want you to do something for me. 643 00:41:04,487 --> 00:41:06,116 Name it, honey. 644 00:41:06,117 --> 00:41:08,718 I want you to tell Tony I'm not going to marry him. 645 00:41:09,319 --> 00:41:10,419 What? 646 00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:13,921 - I'm going to marry Carlos. - But I don't understand, Ann. 647 00:41:13,942 --> 00:41:15,723 - What's happened? - Nothing. 648 00:41:15,724 --> 00:41:18,825 I was just thinking things over. I don't see how I can back up now. 649 00:41:18,826 --> 00:41:21,027 Back out? Well, what about Tony? 650 00:41:21,048 --> 00:41:22,751 What about backing out on him? 651 00:41:22,770 --> 00:41:25,453 It's all crazy. I shouldn't have tried to make things happen. 652 00:41:26,755 --> 00:41:29,155 It just won't work out. 653 00:41:30,857 --> 00:41:33,058 - So, if you'll tell him. - Well, I... 654 00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:35,575 Ann, honey, if you've had some silly fight... 655 00:41:35,596 --> 00:41:38,377 There's been no fight. I'm only trying to be sensible. 656 00:41:38,428 --> 00:41:40,179 Oh, I don't want to talk about it. 657 00:41:40,180 --> 00:41:41,981 - Good morning, Ann. - Hello. 658 00:41:44,382 --> 00:41:45,979 What's the matter with her? 659 00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:50,581 - Blast if I know. - Cedric temper, that's what. 660 00:42:10,689 --> 00:42:12,189 All right. 661 00:42:13,491 --> 00:42:15,138 - Come in, Tony! - Good morning. 662 00:42:15,159 --> 00:42:18,489 - Excuse me for barging in so early. - Not at all, have some coffee. 663 00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:20,591 No, thanks, I just did. Is Ann up? 664 00:42:20,622 --> 00:42:23,993 - Well, er... yes. - Visible? 665 00:42:24,024 --> 00:42:27,095 Well, she was. Er, have some coffee. 666 00:42:27,116 --> 00:42:29,197 Didn't you hear the man just refuse? 667 00:42:29,798 --> 00:42:33,199 Yes, she's up. Just flew out of here in a temper about something. 668 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:36,501 - Temper? - Ask Bill. I hate mysteries. 669 00:42:36,502 --> 00:42:38,403 Anything wrong with Ann? 670 00:42:39,304 --> 00:42:42,705 I wish I knew. Maybe you can explain. 671 00:42:43,106 --> 00:42:45,607 - You saw her last night? - Yes, I did. 672 00:42:45,608 --> 00:42:48,909 Then why is she talking about marrying that dumb prince this morning? 673 00:42:48,910 --> 00:42:51,911 Your heard it wrong, Bill. She was talking about me. 674 00:42:51,942 --> 00:42:55,000 As a matter of fact, I just breezed in to ask you to name the day. 675 00:42:55,001 --> 00:42:58,402 My boy, I hope you're right. But that's not what she said. 676 00:42:58,433 --> 00:43:01,534 - She asked me to tell you. - She asked you to tell me? 677 00:43:01,555 --> 00:43:05,104 - If I were you, I'd ask her myself. - Yeah, I guess I'd better. 678 00:43:05,105 --> 00:43:07,206 Upstairs, first door to the right, first landing. 679 00:43:07,227 --> 00:43:08,558 Thanks. 680 00:43:11,159 --> 00:43:13,060 Well, she asked me to. 681 00:43:13,061 --> 00:43:16,162 Sit down! Lovers' quarrel, don't interfere. 682 00:43:21,465 --> 00:43:23,365 - Who is it? - It's me, Tony. 683 00:43:23,396 --> 00:43:25,167 May I come in? 684 00:43:27,012 --> 00:43:30,970 Ann, darling! Your father has some crazy idea that you... 685 00:43:30,991 --> 00:43:32,371 No, he hasn't. 686 00:43:37,174 --> 00:43:39,174 But... what's the matter with you? 687 00:43:41,276 --> 00:43:43,577 I've got to tell you I can't marry you. 688 00:43:45,378 --> 00:43:47,179 Say that again. 689 00:43:47,380 --> 00:43:49,581 I can't marry you. 690 00:43:49,607 --> 00:43:52,183 I've decided to marry Carlos. 691 00:43:52,384 --> 00:43:54,684 There's something funny about this. 692 00:43:54,705 --> 00:43:58,187 - What is it? - I tried to tell you last night. 693 00:43:58,788 --> 00:44:02,589 - That's why I went to your house. - And instead of telling me, you... 694 00:44:09,592 --> 00:44:11,393 So it was all a fake. 695 00:44:11,394 --> 00:44:14,127 - You don't love me. - Tony, I do! 696 00:44:14,148 --> 00:44:17,429 Then why this idiotic act? Why do you say these stupid things? 697 00:44:17,430 --> 00:44:20,629 I can't tell you. It concerns someone else. 698 00:44:20,930 --> 00:44:24,530 - Who? The prince? - Oh, no, Tony, no. 699 00:44:25,431 --> 00:44:28,332 I love you more than anything else in the world. 700 00:44:28,934 --> 00:44:32,335 - But I can't marry you. - I insist upon knowing why! 701 00:44:33,936 --> 00:44:36,137 You've got to believe I can't tell you. 702 00:44:36,168 --> 00:44:39,034 Well, then maybe I can tell you. 703 00:44:39,535 --> 00:44:42,336 The reason you agreed to your grandfather's plan in the first place... 704 00:44:42,367 --> 00:44:44,738 ...is because you wanted that kind of marriage. 705 00:44:44,769 --> 00:44:48,638 At first I believed you weren't capable of anything but phony emotions. 706 00:44:49,339 --> 00:44:50,940 I was right. 707 00:44:53,021 --> 00:44:55,320 I do love you. 708 00:44:55,339 --> 00:44:58,122 I'll admit you put on a great act last night. 709 00:44:58,241 --> 00:45:01,624 But that wasn't love. You don't know what it is. 710 00:45:02,225 --> 00:45:04,626 For your own sake, I hope you never find out. 711 00:45:07,028 --> 00:45:08,944 I know you'll be very happy. 712 00:45:10,146 --> 00:45:11,646 Goodbye. 713 00:45:23,551 --> 00:45:25,152 Now let me see. 714 00:45:25,753 --> 00:45:29,154 Would you kindly revolve, Miss Holt? 715 00:45:31,456 --> 00:45:35,657 - Would you kindly revolve? - He means turn around. 716 00:45:40,460 --> 00:45:43,761 Perfect! You will be the bride of the month. 717 00:45:44,962 --> 00:45:47,163 That's something to look forward to. 718 00:45:49,465 --> 00:45:52,866 Now, with this, I see a... 719 00:45:54,467 --> 00:45:56,868 Let me see. 720 00:45:56,869 --> 00:45:59,270 He's going into a trance now. 721 00:46:02,372 --> 00:46:06,273 I see a bouquet of white orchids. 722 00:46:07,274 --> 00:46:09,175 Yes, it could be. 723 00:46:09,776 --> 00:46:11,377 Suppose you take it off. 724 00:46:12,078 --> 00:46:16,079 His Royal Highness is downstairs and he mustn't be kept waiting. 725 00:46:16,380 --> 00:46:20,482 I've got a little model of my yacht upstairs if you'd like to see it. 726 00:46:20,483 --> 00:46:23,784 Oh, please, no. I do not like boats. 727 00:46:23,805 --> 00:46:26,666 I'm still feeling the sea from my trip. 728 00:46:26,687 --> 00:46:29,070 Oh, well that's too bad. 729 00:46:30,172 --> 00:46:32,772 Uh... how do you like America? 730 00:46:34,173 --> 00:46:37,174 - It's very large, no? - Yes, yes. 731 00:46:37,175 --> 00:46:39,676 But I asked you that one before, didn't I? 732 00:46:40,277 --> 00:46:43,178 - Do you like dogs? - Dogs? 733 00:46:43,179 --> 00:46:46,280 Yes, dogs, you know, whoof whoof. 734 00:46:47,181 --> 00:46:49,577 - Dogs. - Oh. 735 00:46:49,578 --> 00:46:53,179 I'm crazy about them myself. I've got a kennel up on my farm. 736 00:46:55,281 --> 00:46:58,482 - This is Michael. - Michael? 737 00:46:58,683 --> 00:47:01,584 Yes, a dog I used to own. 738 00:47:04,886 --> 00:47:07,587 Oh, yes, it is very good. 739 00:47:10,489 --> 00:47:12,890 I don't suppose you care for turkeys. 740 00:47:13,084 --> 00:47:17,086 I do not know. It is not a country I have visited. 741 00:47:19,188 --> 00:47:21,989 I think I'd better see if Ann is ready. 742 00:47:21,990 --> 00:47:26,091 Oh, please, yes. To a party, I do not like to be late. 743 00:47:26,092 --> 00:47:27,892 No, they might miss you. 744 00:47:39,897 --> 00:47:41,994 Hm, aren't you looking cheerful. 745 00:47:42,025 --> 00:47:45,395 I've been trying to get somewhere with that guy but he's got me down. 746 00:47:45,416 --> 00:47:48,396 I'm going crazy trying to figure out why she's marrying him. 747 00:47:48,397 --> 00:47:50,898 The whole thing's got me stumped. 748 00:47:50,899 --> 00:47:54,600 Don't let it lick you, son. Maybe you can get something out of her. 749 00:47:55,801 --> 00:47:57,799 You go talk to the prince awhile, will you? 750 00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:01,001 Not me, I'm going out to get drunk. 751 00:48:41,815 --> 00:48:44,614 But smudge, why should you marry that stuffed shirt? 752 00:48:44,615 --> 00:48:47,815 I told you. I think it's the sensible thing to do. 753 00:48:47,836 --> 00:48:50,217 But Ann, honey, it's not like you to be sensible. 754 00:48:50,518 --> 00:48:52,019 Thanks. 755 00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,618 Aw, honey, don't be cross with me. 756 00:48:56,649 --> 00:48:58,719 I've got miseries of my own. 757 00:48:58,750 --> 00:49:00,720 Oh, nothing that I can't handle. 758 00:49:00,721 --> 00:49:04,021 But it would be a lot easier if I could feel happy about you. 759 00:49:05,322 --> 00:49:07,022 You shouldn't worry, Bill honey. 760 00:49:07,043 --> 00:49:09,423 And if it's about money, why don't you go see Grandfather? 761 00:49:10,125 --> 00:49:12,225 Why should I go to see him? 762 00:49:12,226 --> 00:49:14,724 Well, he's in a terribly good mood these days. 763 00:49:14,745 --> 00:49:17,025 He's so delighted about the wedding and all. 764 00:49:20,527 --> 00:49:24,027 I still don't see what that has to do with me. 765 00:49:26,049 --> 00:49:28,328 For heaven's sake, will you stop fiddling that thing? 766 00:49:28,629 --> 00:49:30,230 Sorry. 767 00:49:31,331 --> 00:49:32,732 Ann. 768 00:49:34,433 --> 00:49:35,534 Ann. 769 00:49:35,575 --> 00:49:38,036 There's something definitely wrong with you. 770 00:49:40,037 --> 00:49:41,738 I want to know what it is. 771 00:49:41,739 --> 00:49:43,239 There's nothing wrong. 772 00:49:44,141 --> 00:49:47,342 - Oh, smudge. - No, darling, please, I'm in a hurry. 773 00:49:49,943 --> 00:49:52,344 He was a grand guy, that Tony. 774 00:49:52,405 --> 00:49:54,246 I'm sure he still is. 775 00:49:54,247 --> 00:49:57,748 - And your prince. - Please, Bill, let's drop the subject! 776 00:49:57,749 --> 00:50:00,150 I'm marrying Carlos because I want to. 777 00:50:00,151 --> 00:50:02,451 And I want you to stop worrying me. 778 00:50:02,652 --> 00:50:04,853 Be a good boy and go see Grandfather. 779 00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:24,447 - Yes, sir? - Double old-fashioned. 780 00:50:24,468 --> 00:50:26,748 - Very well, sir. - Make it two. 781 00:50:26,779 --> 00:50:29,248 - Yes, madam. - Why, Mrs. Holt! 782 00:50:29,249 --> 00:50:32,750 This is one of my joints also. Surprised to see me? 783 00:50:32,791 --> 00:50:34,852 And delighted. Do sit down. 784 00:50:34,953 --> 00:50:37,554 Don't have to ask me twice. 785 00:50:39,756 --> 00:50:42,552 - How have you been? - Splendid, thanks. 786 00:50:43,254 --> 00:50:45,054 You look miserable. 787 00:50:45,355 --> 00:50:48,556 Oh, don't get sore. I'm miserable too. 788 00:50:48,557 --> 00:50:51,758 So's Bill. We're all miserable. 789 00:50:51,789 --> 00:50:53,060 Sorry to hear that. 790 00:50:53,361 --> 00:50:54,661 Good. 791 00:50:55,263 --> 00:50:57,063 Just what I need. 792 00:50:57,864 --> 00:50:59,265 Bring me the bottle. 793 00:50:59,356 --> 00:51:00,966 Very well, madam. 794 00:51:00,967 --> 00:51:04,560 Well, sorry I can't stay in and get under the table with you. 795 00:51:04,561 --> 00:51:06,861 I'm going to a cocktail party at Rita's. 796 00:51:06,962 --> 00:51:10,663 Hm, Rita's... Sounds promising. 797 00:51:10,665 --> 00:51:13,065 - Hey? - I'll join you. 798 00:51:13,106 --> 00:51:15,267 We can get under the table there. 799 00:51:15,358 --> 00:51:16,568 Good! 800 00:51:21,071 --> 00:51:22,971 And may the royal nurseries flourish. 801 00:51:23,002 --> 00:51:24,165 Bravo, Dick! 802 00:51:24,166 --> 00:51:26,867 I now call on the groom-to-be to respond. 803 00:51:27,166 --> 00:51:29,969 Speech! Speech, come on! 804 00:51:29,970 --> 00:51:32,871 - Please, I do not know what to say. - You can't get away with that. 805 00:51:35,272 --> 00:51:37,973 Well, um... Must I? 806 00:51:37,994 --> 00:51:41,375 Go ahead, it's no worse than reviewing troups or christening battleships. 807 00:51:44,978 --> 00:51:49,829 We are very greatful to you for all your so good wishes. 808 00:51:49,850 --> 00:51:53,231 And for them we thank you very much. 809 00:51:53,262 --> 00:51:55,033 - Bravo! - Very nice, too. 810 00:51:55,034 --> 00:51:56,234 Now it's your turn, Ann. 811 00:51:56,235 --> 00:51:58,057 Oh no, Dick, let's relax now, come on. 812 00:51:58,076 --> 00:52:00,679 - Uh-uh, we'll have none of that. - We want Ann! 813 00:52:00,700 --> 00:52:02,908 - We want Ann! - We will now have a few words... 814 00:52:02,909 --> 00:52:05,610 ...from the chairman of the Elks Convention, our Miss Holt. 815 00:52:05,611 --> 00:52:08,412 - Oh! - So you won't talk, huh? 816 00:52:08,413 --> 00:52:10,314 - On the table! - Serge, no! 817 00:52:17,817 --> 00:52:19,518 Friends and fellow workers, 818 00:52:19,549 --> 00:52:23,520 the church bazaar will be held in the school auditorium next Sunday evening. 819 00:52:23,521 --> 00:52:26,422 And there will be a recitation by Mr. Buttington entitled... 820 00:52:26,423 --> 00:52:29,187 "Short sheets make the night seem longer." 821 00:52:30,288 --> 00:52:34,229 Which, my dear friends, reminds me of the happiest day of my life. 822 00:52:38,777 --> 00:52:39,989 And... 823 00:52:45,547 --> 00:52:49,185 Tony! So glad you got here. 824 00:52:49,216 --> 00:52:52,617 So am I, even if it is a surprise party for me. 825 00:52:52,638 --> 00:52:56,256 - Rita loves surprising people. - Yes, don't I, dear? 826 00:52:56,277 --> 00:53:00,197 - I want you to meet the prince. - I'd love to. 827 00:53:01,815 --> 00:53:04,644 Hm, Rita's always horning in on my men. 828 00:53:06,066 --> 00:53:08,285 Oh, please, can I get you anything? 829 00:53:08,286 --> 00:53:11,013 I'm all right now, really. I just felt dizzy for a moment. 830 00:53:11,014 --> 00:53:13,944 Oh, I understand. The excitement. 831 00:53:14,145 --> 00:53:18,287 - Yes, that was it. - Well, shall we go in and dance now? 832 00:53:18,419 --> 00:53:20,551 Just a moment longer, do you mind? 833 00:53:20,852 --> 00:53:24,590 - Oh, Ann. - Excuse me. You wait here for me. 834 00:53:28,742 --> 00:53:30,414 I'll never forgive you for this. 835 00:53:30,446 --> 00:53:33,649 But darling, don't be a dog in the manger. 836 00:53:33,770 --> 00:53:37,488 - You can't commit bigamy, you know. - You needn't have asked him here. 837 00:53:37,589 --> 00:53:40,314 But dear, I've been seeing a lot of him. 838 00:53:40,536 --> 00:53:43,345 I couldn't give a party without asking Tony. 839 00:53:44,057 --> 00:53:46,280 And I'm sure he doesn't mind. 840 00:53:46,888 --> 00:53:49,111 - Oh, Tony! - Yes? 841 00:53:53,761 --> 00:53:56,893 - They're out here, darling. - Darling, aren't we having fun? 842 00:54:01,746 --> 00:54:04,373 Prince Carlos, may I present Mr. Gage? 843 00:54:04,624 --> 00:54:07,100 - How do you do? - It is a pleasure. 844 00:54:07,606 --> 00:54:10,428 Tony felt that he must congratulate you. 845 00:54:11,136 --> 00:54:12,753 Thank you very much. 846 00:54:12,774 --> 00:54:15,278 I congratulated Ann the last time I saw her. 847 00:54:18,007 --> 00:54:20,938 I want to dance. I want to dance with the prince. 848 00:54:21,647 --> 00:54:24,827 - Who me? - Yes, with you. Come on, pick up your feet. 849 00:54:24,859 --> 00:54:26,374 Pardon me. 850 00:54:27,790 --> 00:54:30,233 Let's all go and dance. Come on, Tony. 851 00:54:30,234 --> 00:54:33,366 If I'm not mistaken, I have a dance to finish with Ann. 852 00:54:33,372 --> 00:54:36,605 Oh... pardon me. 853 00:54:37,807 --> 00:54:41,047 - Why can't you? - I have not learned it. 854 00:54:41,548 --> 00:54:45,187 You take him, Rita. He says he can't rumba. 855 00:54:59,243 --> 00:55:01,062 May I have the pleasure? 856 00:55:02,579 --> 00:55:04,113 If you insist. 857 00:55:11,516 --> 00:55:14,775 - This tune is familiar. - Yes, it's very popular. 858 00:55:16,227 --> 00:55:17,952 Charming fellow, isn't he? 859 00:55:18,042 --> 00:55:19,487 I mean, the prince. 860 00:55:19,487 --> 00:55:21,877 - Yes, he is. - Looks rather stupid. 861 00:55:21,916 --> 00:55:25,137 - But so do Russian wolfhounds. - I don't get the connection. 862 00:55:25,531 --> 00:55:26,972 Overbred. 863 00:55:27,752 --> 00:55:31,299 I suppose you're terribly excited at the prospect of becoming a princess. 864 00:55:32,362 --> 00:55:33,896 Yes, I am. 865 00:55:34,125 --> 00:55:37,164 I understand these royal weddings are very long and exhausting. 866 00:55:37,203 --> 00:55:39,657 You'd better wear comfortable old shoes. 867 00:55:40,233 --> 00:55:41,863 Thanks for the tip. 868 00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:44,061 I had an aunt who was presented at court. 869 00:55:44,349 --> 00:55:46,745 She said you must be sure and bring an air cushion. 870 00:55:47,322 --> 00:55:48,855 I'll make a note of it. 871 00:55:48,885 --> 00:55:50,677 I'll send you one as a wedding present. 872 00:55:51,541 --> 00:55:52,952 Thank you. 873 00:55:53,356 --> 00:55:55,820 It'll be nice too for the prince too when he discovers... 874 00:55:55,841 --> 00:55:58,139 ...that you already know the facts of life. 875 00:56:07,310 --> 00:56:10,281 So naturally she agreed. 876 00:56:10,282 --> 00:56:13,606 Do you think I'll let her make this crazy sacrifice for me? 877 00:56:13,607 --> 00:56:15,724 You want her to be happy, eh? 878 00:56:16,128 --> 00:56:19,050 You want her to marry this Gage. 879 00:56:19,253 --> 00:56:23,989 The day that happens will see your arrest and public disgrace. 880 00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:26,001 How happy will she be then? 881 00:56:26,033 --> 00:56:28,823 You can't do this to her! I won't let you! 882 00:56:28,854 --> 00:56:30,739 You want me to beg for the money. 883 00:56:30,841 --> 00:56:34,771 All right, I'll eat dirt if that will satisfy you. 884 00:56:34,802 --> 00:56:36,570 You won't have to. 885 00:56:36,591 --> 00:56:40,474 You'll have all the help you need, and more, 886 00:56:40,505 --> 00:56:43,176 as a present from me... 887 00:56:43,217 --> 00:56:45,779 ...the day she marries Prince Carlos. 888 00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:47,481 I'll get the money somewhere else! 889 00:56:47,582 --> 00:56:51,980 Oh no, you won't. I've seen to that. 890 00:56:52,281 --> 00:56:53,982 I'd like to... 891 00:56:58,887 --> 00:57:01,388 I'll lick you on this, Cedric, 892 00:57:01,389 --> 00:57:03,991 if it's the last thing I do. 893 00:57:13,698 --> 00:57:15,896 I wish we could, Bill, but it's impossible. 894 00:57:15,897 --> 00:57:19,399 - I understand. - Why don't you go to Cedric? 895 00:57:23,903 --> 00:57:26,655 You got us into this jam, Bill, and you've got to get us out! 896 00:57:26,676 --> 00:57:29,357 - What do you think I'm trying to do? - He's right! 897 00:57:29,398 --> 00:57:31,160 You've got to go to Cedric. 898 00:57:34,062 --> 00:57:36,964 I've pulled every wire, but the board can't do a thing. 899 00:57:40,167 --> 00:57:43,213 I'm sorry you had to come all the way to Washington to be turned down, Bill. 900 00:57:45,716 --> 00:57:47,517 You'd better go to Jerome Cedric. 901 00:58:06,330 --> 00:58:08,432 You've got to go to Cedric. 902 00:58:10,734 --> 00:58:12,335 What's the matter with you? 903 00:58:15,538 --> 00:58:17,436 Fly back tonight. 904 00:58:17,467 --> 00:58:20,539 And lay off this stuff or you'll crash. 905 00:58:25,041 --> 00:58:27,944 That might solve a lot of things. 906 00:58:27,945 --> 00:58:30,397 - What? - Ann could marry the man she wants, 907 00:58:30,418 --> 00:58:32,545 the bank's got me covered for enough to carry on, 908 00:58:32,566 --> 00:58:35,448 and she'd never know the mess I've made of things. 909 00:58:35,449 --> 00:58:37,451 Oh, don't talk drivel. 910 00:58:37,472 --> 00:58:39,853 You've got to see Cedric, that's the solution. 911 00:58:43,056 --> 00:58:45,558 I've got the solution. 912 00:58:57,266 --> 00:58:59,468 Why are you going back to Washington tonight? 913 00:59:00,063 --> 00:59:01,770 Business, honey. 914 00:59:01,801 --> 00:59:04,173 Then you won't be here for my wedding tomorrow. 915 00:59:04,224 --> 00:59:07,476 Oh, I'll be at your wedding alright. 916 00:59:07,477 --> 00:59:11,480 Bill, you're tight. How can you be in Washington and New York at the same time? 917 00:59:11,981 --> 00:59:14,103 Look at the things Houdini could do. 918 00:59:14,586 --> 00:59:17,382 Another thing. Why are we going up to the farm? 919 00:59:17,383 --> 00:59:19,891 - You can't fly from there. - Who says I can't? 920 00:59:20,181 --> 00:59:22,206 I had one of the boys fly my plane up. 921 00:59:22,207 --> 00:59:24,136 You can drive me over to the field later. 922 00:59:37,638 --> 00:59:39,938 I still can't understand why we came up here. 923 00:59:40,559 --> 00:59:42,950 Seems to me you might go places with your old man... 924 00:59:42,970 --> 00:59:46,326 ...on your last night of freedom without asking questions. 925 00:59:46,346 --> 00:59:49,218 After all these years and you're turning whimsy on me. 926 00:59:49,219 --> 00:59:52,401 That's it. Little Peter Pan, that's me. 927 01:00:00,142 --> 01:00:03,514 Remember the day you were swinging on the gate and fell and skinned your knee? 928 01:00:04,144 --> 01:00:05,826 Sure, and I yelled like the devil. 929 01:00:06,047 --> 01:00:08,266 And I gave you my watch to set you up? 930 01:00:08,386 --> 01:00:10,199 And I threw it at you and Gran spanked me? 931 01:00:10,319 --> 01:00:14,058 - And I balled out Gran? - And Gran won as usual. 932 01:00:14,207 --> 01:00:15,798 Oh, smudge. 933 01:00:17,718 --> 01:00:19,357 Bill, what's the matter with you? 934 01:00:19,377 --> 01:00:24,594 Can't a fellow get a little sentimental when he's saying goodbye to his old pal... 935 01:00:24,724 --> 01:00:26,131 ...for good? 936 01:00:26,251 --> 01:00:27,251 Bill! 937 01:00:27,345 --> 01:00:31,463 Well, it's your fault if you marry a prince and put the Atlantic between us. 938 01:00:33,968 --> 01:00:35,288 Come on. 939 01:00:38,130 --> 01:00:40,465 Bet you've forgotten the time I measured you. 940 01:00:40,566 --> 01:00:44,327 Oh, no. I stood right here on this bench. 941 01:00:44,429 --> 01:00:45,749 Where is it? 942 01:00:48,084 --> 01:00:51,129 - Here it is. - Wait, I've got my lighter. 943 01:00:53,264 --> 01:00:55,294 Looks like an epitaph. 944 01:01:05,253 --> 01:01:07,438 Bill, why don't you get another dog like Michael? 945 01:01:08,039 --> 01:01:11,287 No other dog could be like Michael. 946 01:01:11,688 --> 01:01:14,840 You can't go back and do things over, smudge. 947 01:01:14,942 --> 01:01:16,668 Not in this life. 948 01:01:16,669 --> 01:01:19,122 Now you're turning philosophical on me. 949 01:01:19,842 --> 01:01:22,887 - I'm finding out a lot about you tonight. - Are you, honey? 950 01:01:22,989 --> 01:01:26,540 Finding out that I'm not such a bad egg after all, eh? 951 01:01:31,414 --> 01:01:34,052 - Bill, there are lights in the house. - Yes. 952 01:01:35,273 --> 01:01:36,542 What is this? 953 01:01:36,563 --> 01:01:39,588 Well, it's a sort of wedding present for you. 954 01:01:39,610 --> 01:01:42,968 Picked out to please the prince and your grandfather. 955 01:01:42,969 --> 01:01:45,628 Especially your grandfather. 956 01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:47,456 I can hardly wait. 957 01:01:55,578 --> 01:01:58,215 Gran, so you're up here too! 958 01:02:07,359 --> 01:02:09,694 May I present Mr. Gage? 959 01:02:11,324 --> 01:02:13,758 - How are you? - Very well, thank you. 960 01:02:14,467 --> 01:02:15,989 Hello, Bill. 961 01:02:16,091 --> 01:02:18,021 Bill, what's this all about? 962 01:02:18,021 --> 01:02:21,980 Well, it won't take me a minute to tell you because I'm expecting Judge Tewilliger. 963 01:02:21,981 --> 01:02:26,141 Judge Tewilliger is the Holtstown justice of the peace. 964 01:02:27,259 --> 01:02:30,203 Once there was a dumb guy named Bill... 965 01:02:30,225 --> 01:02:32,032 ...who had a daughter named Ann, 966 01:02:32,153 --> 01:02:35,843 who thought the only way to save him from a terrible jam was to marry a dumb guy... 967 01:02:35,964 --> 01:02:37,364 Named Carlos. 968 01:02:37,485 --> 01:02:40,612 ...although she was in love with a swell guy named Tony. 969 01:02:40,613 --> 01:02:43,300 But the daughter named Ann was wrong about Bill, 970 01:02:43,301 --> 01:02:46,316 because he didn't need any help from the mean guy. 971 01:02:46,337 --> 01:02:47,941 Named Cedric. 972 01:02:47,962 --> 01:02:50,813 Because he got it somewhere else. 973 01:02:51,537 --> 01:02:53,668 - Bill, honest? - Honest. 974 01:02:53,768 --> 01:02:56,712 When I saw how that grandparent of yours had you buffaloed, 975 01:02:56,744 --> 01:02:59,861 I went down to Washington, and believe me, honey, 976 01:02:59,912 --> 01:03:02,399 I'm getting all the money I need. 977 01:03:02,603 --> 01:03:05,851 Oh, Bill darling, it's wonderful. 978 01:03:05,857 --> 01:03:09,816 - I've been so unhappy. - Everything's in shape now. 979 01:03:11,336 --> 01:03:13,468 Just the way I wanted. 980 01:03:13,550 --> 01:03:17,326 But I've got to fly back to Washington tonight to close the deal. 981 01:03:17,378 --> 01:03:20,779 So it seems to me the best thing for all dumb parties concerned... 982 01:03:20,861 --> 01:03:22,303 Let me finish. 983 01:03:25,255 --> 01:03:27,556 Ann... will you? 984 01:03:29,559 --> 01:03:31,160 Will I what? 985 01:03:31,241 --> 01:03:32,662 You know what. 986 01:03:35,565 --> 01:03:38,166 And that will be Judge Tewilliger. 987 01:03:43,671 --> 01:03:45,872 By virtue of the power conferred upon me, 988 01:03:46,173 --> 01:03:49,575 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 989 01:03:51,978 --> 01:03:54,191 What? Married? 990 01:03:54,997 --> 01:03:58,518 Yes, I wanted to be the first to congratulate you. 991 01:04:01,034 --> 01:04:03,430 Now you know what you can do with your prince. 992 01:04:03,431 --> 01:04:05,745 And you know what I can do with you! 993 01:04:06,148 --> 01:04:08,060 You will hear from me tomorrow. 994 01:04:08,061 --> 01:04:12,789 Well, er... it'll be a little difficult to get in touch with me... 995 01:04:13,092 --> 01:04:14,701 ...tomorrow. 996 01:04:21,442 --> 01:04:23,152 What are you up to? 997 01:04:24,260 --> 01:04:26,071 To victory, Mom! 998 01:04:32,208 --> 01:04:35,823 Nice to see you're your old self again, son. 999 01:04:35,824 --> 01:04:39,445 Gee, Mom, you've been swell to me. 1000 01:04:39,547 --> 01:04:41,534 What else could I be? 1001 01:04:41,684 --> 01:04:44,214 You don't think I'm a total washout, do you? 1002 01:04:44,235 --> 01:04:46,301 You noodle, what's eating you? 1003 01:04:47,097 --> 01:04:50,375 I guess playing the heavy father has got me down. 1004 01:04:50,475 --> 01:04:52,859 You coming to the flying field with me? 1005 01:04:53,655 --> 01:04:56,512 Playing the heavy grandma's got me down 1006 01:04:56,531 --> 01:05:00,487 so, if you don't mind, I'll take my bones to bed. 1007 01:05:00,786 --> 01:05:02,276 That's right. 1008 01:05:02,376 --> 01:05:03,865 Sleep tight. 1009 01:05:04,288 --> 01:05:06,080 Goodbye. 1010 01:05:06,081 --> 01:05:09,484 - You mean good night. - Sure, that's what I mean. 1011 01:05:10,593 --> 01:05:11,593 Good night. 1012 01:05:20,963 --> 01:05:22,770 You be good to her, Tony, eh? 1013 01:05:22,792 --> 01:05:25,673 Oh, I promise not to break her neck more then once a week. 1014 01:05:29,540 --> 01:05:31,561 Goodbye, Billy boy, be good. 1015 01:05:32,265 --> 01:05:36,201 I know you're going to be happy. And that's all that matters to me. 1016 01:05:36,865 --> 01:05:38,567 Sweet. 1017 01:05:38,710 --> 01:05:42,071 - Love me, baby? - What do you think? 1018 01:05:42,967 --> 01:05:45,516 You're the best kid a man ever had. 1019 01:05:49,365 --> 01:05:50,854 Goodbye. 1020 01:07:26,302 --> 01:07:29,616 Hey, Cap, how's the new road from here? 1021 01:07:29,617 --> 01:07:32,488 Well, pretty rough going at the beginning, miss, 1022 01:07:32,585 --> 01:07:35,148 but after that it's clear sailing. 1023 01:07:35,255 --> 01:07:36,850 Thanks.